North Korea Puts In Bid For WSOP

At a United Nations world peace conference in Paris last weekend, North Koreas leading politician Kim Jung Un quickly changed the topic from preventing global nuclear war, to which country will be hosting the WSOP next year, and then put in a bid that it should be held in Pyongyang at the recently built golden happy…

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Ocean’s 11

This is the face of the man who tried to take 7.7 million pounds from a casino in England by beating them at their own game. Professional poker player, Charity fundraiser, and father of two Phil Ivey set upon Crockfords casino or Crock of Shit as the locals lovingly call it in August 2012 and…

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Game of Cards

Shock, Rage, and Disappointment in Phil Hellmuth’s sitting room last week as he sat and watched Game of Thrones only to witness Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, The Unburnt, Breaker of Chains, Blah, Blah, Blah, burn out a huge chunk of the Lannister army and relieve them of their gold. The events unfolded around 9.30pm on…

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Poker Genius Or Madman

Mentally unstable? Voices in your head? Paranoia? An overwhelming urge to kill your neighbors? Relax this is the psychological profile of a great poker player. Psychologists at the University of DC have just released their report of a five-year study as to what makes the mind of a poker player. Among the most common traits were, Inferiority complex,…

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Ingram To Aquaman

In a prop bet the Sportsbooks are calling “Dumb and Dumber” flamboyant gambler, Bill Perkins has taken on professional Twitter account holder, Joe Ingram and bet him $5000 that he can’t hold his breath under water for a mile. At first, Joe was hesitant being much more acquainted to talking about gambling than actually partaking in…

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Delaware Poker Profits Top 1600 Bucks In July

Poker is alive and well in Delaware with record profits reported from cash games at just over 1600 bucks. An exact figure is still unknown as most of the money came in the form of nickels and dimes. That’s a 4% profit spike last month, compared to July of last year, showing that the Diamond State…

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Lederer Pleads Guilty

Explosive drama in a Las Vegas courtroom this morning as Mr. Lederer finally pleads guilty due to the overwhelming evidence for crimes he committed back in 2008. The so called “professor” whose highest academic qualification was given to him in high school, showed nothing but contempt for the court through the whole proceedings. As state police…

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WPT To Introduce Time Bat

  The World Poker Tour has decided it has had enough of dwindling viewer numbers, and after months of research, their study group has discovered what the public demands is more action. With a huge increase in revenue from contact sports such as mixed martial arts and boxing, violence could be on the cards soon…

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Doyle Denies Deal With Devil

  Legendary poker player and amateur kite enthusiast Doyle Brunson publicly denies ever making a deal with the devil and says “I  met him on three occasions and would only class him as an acquaintance and not a friend.” Speculation started during a live television interview with Bruson where he started to reminisce about being a…

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Doug Polk Shunned by Poker Community

  There was violence on the streets of Las Vegas today as professional poker player and internet entrepreneur, Doug Polk, has been shunned for having the audacity to introduce a helpful website that improves players skills. The poker community had initiated the shunning after they had finally had enough of Doug Polk’s antics and decided to give him…

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