At a United Nations world peace conference in Paris last weekend, North Koreas leading politician Kim Jung Un quickly changed the topic from preventing global nuclear war, to which country will be hosting the WSOP next year, and then put in a bid that it should be held in Pyongyang at the recently built golden happy cat lucky casino.
Kim Jung Un voiced his concerns to a confused audience by saying “Every year it’s held in America, we have electricity, lights, and tables in Korea too, you Imperial American pig dogs.” German minister for defense Hans Van Ublemister was overheard saying what’s a double you s oh p, but his voice was quickly drowned out by another outburst from Kim Jung Un, or Kimmy as his friends call him. “We are number 1 country on the planet to host this event, with largest stadium on earth, and running water facility, also half time public dancing display more impressive than any lord of the dance routine.”
Kimmy was then told by the house speaker that he must return to the subject of nuclear disarmament, or sit down. To which he replied “if the WSOP was not held in Pyongyang next year he would be disarming a few nuclear warheads inside Binion’s Horseshoe, and watch everyone in there drown in a sea of fire.” North Koreas dear leader then stepped down from the podium, and spat in the face of former Irish president Mary Robinson, as he stormed out of the conference hall.
A representative from Binion’s Horseshoe contacted the media, and said that it is Binion’s house policy never to negotiate with terrorists, and that the WSOP would have to make up their own minds where to host the next event.
Outside the Bellagio, Downswing Player caught up with Daniel Negreanu and asked for his opinion on the whole situation “I don’t think it would be the right thing for poker to have the WSOP held in a totalitarian state which is experimenting with nuclear weapons made out of old pinball machines.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the world will just have to wait and see what happens.